He brought presents. For the thing. For the Mummy. For the home. He’s getting worse. Maybe He’ll get so bad that He loses it enough to let me out, maybe for a family stroll, and maybe I’ll find a nice big rock or stick or something and He’ll obligingly turn His back so I can hit Him with it, over and over again until His head is garden mulch or something. Wouldn’t that be nice? I do love gardening, don’t you?
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